Because someone gave the Merengots’ Miguel a drivers license.
The Portuguese defender apologized yesterday after hitting two old ladies with (but of course) his Bentley. The women, aged 68 and 74, were knocked down in a crosswalk by Miguel before he crashed into another car.
In a statement on the club’s website, Miguel said he was “very worried about both of them” and was hoping to hear news that it was “nothing serious.”
He added, “But it serves them right for taking so long to cross the street. I have important things to do and can’t be bothered to wait. Don’t they know who I am?”
Actually he said that he “I want to send them a hug and also their family.” I’m sure they’d prefer medical treatment. That and not being run over in the first place.
Gangs of old ladies in Bolton. Miguel vanquishes old ladies.
Cue Miguel to Bolton rumors in The Sun tomorrow.
Sue! Sue! Sue!
DAMMIT! *Gets out entire collection of Monty Python…starts with 18dvd set of Flying Circus*
I’ll get you for this Precious Roy! Right after…Life of Brian.
@Dustin – everybody says the best is ‘Holy Grail’, but real heathens prefer ‘Brian’.
It’s totally Brian…the ending of Holy Grail still pisses me off. Life of Brain had a message…I forgot what it was but it was LADEN with messages I’m sure.
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