Excuse me sir, can you tell your magic python I want England to win?
Will Germany win the World Cup or will it be the Dutch? Can Uruguay go all the way or will Spain reign supreme?
These are questions I don’t know the answer to; I’m no prophet, nor am I a magic snake!
However, a fortune-teller in South Africa has had a magic snake, a Burmese python and apparently, he has the answers to World Cup glory by simply asking his dead mates for help.
Hmmm, nope he doesn’t, otherwise he’d have told his owner (who would have gotten rich on a Dutch win) before demanding some food to save his own life.
Man, South African’s are a weird bunch—Vuvuzelas and magic snakes for Christ’s sake!
The snake in question was kept in the back of a car where it would be asked to communicate with some ‘ancestors’ by folks who paid the snakes owner. Apparently, the snake would ask these ‘ancestors’ to help teams win the World Cup.
Now, come on people of South Africa, if you parted with a dime to this nutty snake man, you need some serious help.
The snake was captured by the SPCA (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) where experts discovered it was suffering from mouth-rot and pneumonia.
It’s no Phil the Psychic Octopus.