Last year, he tore his calf against Internazionale. This year, he’s tearing it in training. Chelsea goalkeeper Petr “Helmet” Cech will miss a month recovering from this latest injury.
Oh, how we weep for thee. No pre-season games! What woe!
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I hope this leads to additional armor for the coming year to go with his helmet. By the end of his career I expect him to play fully encased in plate mail.