A little early today.
I’d love to see/hear a mid-1980s Eddie Murphy routine on the Jersey Shore.
Speaking of Jersey Shore, I saw that The Situation Marouane Chamakh scored yesterday in his home Arsenal debut against AC Milan on a nice pass from Snooki Andrey Arshavin. Those two should be a dynamic duo this season as they seemed to link up well. Although, I wonder how well the slight Chamakh will hold up, especially since he’s with Arsenal now. The Gunners gave up a late goal to AC Milan to lose the victory, ending with a 1-1 draw in the Emirates Cup Match.
The prestigious tournament continues today. Matches and TV schedule after the jump…
6:00 am: Women’s U-20 World Cup Third Place Match: South Korea v. Colombia (ESPNU)
8:55 am: AC Milan v. Lyon (GolTV)
9:00 am: Women’s U-20 World Cup Final: Germany v. Nigeria (ESPNU)
10:00 am: Eintracht Frankfurt v. Chelsea (Internetz)
11:00 am: Spartak Moscow v. CSKA Moscow (Internetz)
11:20 am: Celtic v. Arsenal (GolTV)
3:00 pm: Palmeiras v. Corinthians (GolTV)
Also add a four team single elimination tournament I’m in today. Winning team takes home $400.
Tno, my only advice is, don’t suck.
Women’s Third Place Game is oddly compelling. Korea’s goal was lovely
@Tno, TSE: thoughts on Chivas USA–Crew game? I only watched enough to see Eddie Gaven get knocked the f**k out.
Women’s footy? I thought we were all watching Drumline!
@NYK
I would have watched Drumline, but your mum and I rented it last night. She’s a big Nick Cannon fan
Michael Bradley starts vs. Liverpool today! About to kick off…
I’m digging the comedy theme to this weekend, being an aspiring stand-up myself
@JT – I do not appreciate what you are implying, sir!
Jeremy Toulalan makes baby Jesus cry
I like Bastos more and more each time I see him, I really hope he doesn’t go to a team I despise
@NYK–
I’m merely implying that your mother is an avid watcher of movies!
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@Orr–
You’re an aspiring stand-up?
Indeed JT – I’ve just started fairly recently, perform at a lot of open mics in the Boston area where I live, which is supposedly a good scene to start up in. I’m working on a blog too, I’ll be sure to plug it here when it’s up and running
I need to have a back-up plan in case teaching crazy kids doesn’t work out haha
WOW! FIRED UP! dance collection featuring all the greatest hits from my youth. Thanks for the nostalgia, GolTV!
I might change my user name to Mr. Vain now
@Orr
That’s great! And please do plug when it’s up-and-running.
@Orr
Just please make sure that when you become big and famous, you drag UF along for the ride!
@NYK
I thought you listened to Jock Jams…?
Is it just me, or is GolTV about half an hour behind the live feed?
Haha we won’t hold our breaths will we JT?
/bagel run
@Orr
Why not? If a Spurs fan can pass the Bar, then surely a Milanese in Boston can become a famous comedian!
@JT: Bastard.
Also, this. It’s done and dusted.
why would I listen to Jock Jams? Do I look like a paedophile?
/don’t answer that
@NYK: You’re French. By definition that means you have an underaged hooker stored somewhere in your home.
@Anonsters
Morning!!!
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@NYK
Definitely wasn’t planning on answering
Also, because I have this stuck in my head, I infest you all. To suffer with me, you see.
Handbags from The Duck!
@Anon – you say underaged hooker as if it’s a bad thing.
@NYK: Not at all.
/FREE ROMAN!
@Anonsters
FREE FRANCK!
BTW, I’m not here to watch soccer this morning. I’m here to post links like this.
@JT: Franck can f**k off. What? That’s what got him into trouble in the first place? Oh.
Who scored?
Oi. Stumbled from bed, made coffee, stumbled to living room, tripped over boxes I drunkenly packed last night, broke my little toe. Needless to say, I am one hungover, pissed off Yiddo.
Sorry Phil. My advice: don’t click on any of Anonster’s links in this thread as they’ll only make things worse
LFC lost 1-0 this morning with their kiddies + Cole, Johnson, and Gerrard. FAIL
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That said, Chelsea are losing 1-0 to Eintracht Frankfurt with a strong team: Hilario; Ferreira, Bruma, Terry, Cole; Mikel, Benayoun, Zhirkov, Kalou, Malouda; Anelka.
Subs: Turnbull, Ivanovic, Essien, Carvalho, Lampard, Sinclair, Matic, Mancienne, Borini.
Holy s**t… Carlos Vela scored a goal?
@JT: Thanks for the heads up.
@JT: Heeeey. That link to the pictures of bears was fan-f**king-tastic.
I really can’t make myself care about preseason footy. Especially on the heels of the WC. I think I need to start drinking again.
I’ll confess to enjoying the bears
@Orr: Attaboy. Maybe it’s an Italian thing. :P
@anon: Thanks. There’s nothing like waking up to the sweet melodies of the Final Countdown.
that is an outstanding challenge from Clichy. I love that kid.
@LE
Don’t encourage him. That song should remain in the 80s vault, never to be exhumed
@NYK: Isn’t that the sort of thing that got Franck in trouble?
@phil – Gael is of age!
Arsenal still haven’t picked up a better GK?
ALERT! JESUS IS DOWN!
EH? Sagna?
Take this one out of the 80′s vault and enjoy it.
You can do better, LE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOsVohtbgxc
Moscow derby is fascinating. Tied at 0-0 with 20 mins left. Akinfeev just tweaked his calf muscle making a superb save
Man, those synthesizers are so high-tech, out of this world, amazing. Just imagine where technology will be in 10 years!
Arsenal beating Celtic 3-0. Nothing deja vu about that
SAMIR!
NASRI!
CLAP. CLAP. CLAP-CLAP-CLAP!
I don’t know that song, NYK. Hum another.
brilliant ball from Arshavings
what is going on at the Emirates!?!?!
@NYK
I didn’t want to say anything… letting Celtic back into the game like that is LOLtastic.
did anybody else see football jesus dive and give celtic a pk that was missed?
no
Anyone ever download FM through Vuze or something similar? I have zero experience with this sort of thing. I downloaded the file, burnt it to a disc, installed it, and now nothing works.
@TFA
It was Fortune (I think). Not a dive, just a stupid foul by Wilshire.