Where Are the Teeth?
According to the Beeb, Aberdeen wants to build a ‘Glow-in-the-Dark’ stadium.
Sounds cool, right?
Too bad they don’t bother to explain how glow-in-the-dark actually manifests itself with regard to stadium technology other than to say it would be lit by a ‘red glow at night.” Isn’t that just lighting?
We can’t tell because what seems to be the coolest thing about your stadium we don’t even get a peek at in the artist’s rendition.
The club’s chief executive waxed vague claiming, “The exciting design will create a modern, atmospheric stadium that offers the ultimate match-day experience.”
He does know that ultimate means last, right? So they are going to kill every one who attends? That’s going to make it hard to get season ticket holders to renew. Might also upset Amnesty international.
Basically, our policy on stadium from here on out is: Unless it’s a Crocodile Stadium, we don’t really care that much what you do.
Instead of buying say, a decent squad, they’re going to replace Pittodrie with a giant night light?
Dons management hits a high note again!
“The majority of fans responding to a questionnaire on the proposal from Aberdeen Supporters Trust oppose the building of the new stadium on this site. Amongst 10% of the Aberdeen fans who replied. 81.2% were against the location of the new stadium, that the second site of Kings Links adjacent to the existing Pittodrie would be their first choice. 62.8% said they would attend less matches if the move goes ahead.”
So there should be about five fans in attendance as opposed to the usual eight…
So there should be about five fans in attendance as opposed to the usual eight…
Not if they get killed at the end of the ‘ultimate match-day experience.’
“it would be lit by a red glow at night.”
the new bongo fc?
There needs to be a monthly crocodile stadium reference.
Tno: At least… that thing is awesome.
That’s kind of hilarious, actually. Don’t pretty much all floodlight-equipped stadia glow in the dark?