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Leagues

August 12, 2010

Screw Paul, Here’s Rollo!

Rollo, please help me–Will Norwich win at Sc**thorpe?

Now that Paul the Octopus has retired, and that chicken from wherever is boiling in a stew, how are you going to decide who to bet on this season?

There are pick ‘em leagues to compete in and money to be won at the bookies, but if you aren’t a football smarty pants, you probably need some help.

This is where Rollo comes in: Much like Paul the octopus, Rollo’s decision on football  winners starts with his need to fill his belly. Rollo’s prognostic powers are as yet unknown, but in a few days he could be the go to guy!

Rollo is also on Twitter.

This week? Rollo’s applying his scratch-and-sniff technique to the big-game-that-seems-kinda-irrelevant, Liverpool v Arsenal.

Take it away, Rollo.



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Norfolk Ned
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23 Comments


  1. Goosie

    That video was a minute of my time well spent. I hope that they acutally make EPL doggy bowls like that.


  2. dan

    They got it wrong. Rollo predicted that Arsenal will make him have to poo. Liverpool will win.


  3. James T

    F**k this stupid f**king dog.
    /Sorry Anonsters


  4. knocsucow00

    This would have been much cooler had they had done this underwater.


  5. knocsucow00

    FA – Exactly like that!


  6. Anonsters

    Rollo’s a cutie. Also has good computing tastes.


  7. bergkampesdios

    Smartest dog ever.


  8. Anonsters

    @berg: Thanks!


  9. Tno

    Hey so what’s the deal with that fantasy premier league dealio?


  10. Anonsters

    And don’t f**k with the Fluffy McPuppies.


  11. Tno

    @JT
    I joined that day, what do I just buy sweet players? Errr wha?


  12. Mountain Wag

    Rollo? What kind of name is Rollo? The one to the left (if this works) has a proper German name: Schnitzel. Well, The Baron Schnitzel Von Gruber if you want to use his full name…but still. Rollo’s a weenie.


  13. Mountain Wag

    It worked! Wahoo!


  14. Hans Gruber > Schnitzel von Gruber.


  15. Mountain Wag

    @LE – Well, they’re both full of sh*t, Hans does take the cake in that competition.


  16. Mountain Wag

    But, this is his Russian alter ego, Dimitri Schnitz.


  17. Mountain Wag

    damn, that went screwy.


  18. Anonsters

    And suddenly I <3 MW more than I ever did before.


  19. bergkampesdios

    Yippee ki yay, LE. Yippee ki yay.


  20. Ryan

    @Tno: I don’t know if this what you were asking, but there’s no draft or anything. You have 100 points to spend on players, some cost more to buy than others.


  21. Andy

    That must be one of the most retarded ideas anyone has ever come up with. Paul the octopus was ok because it was original. Sky is just being unoriginal and weak, to apease their least gifted viewership…



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