Now that Diego Maradona has quit as Argentina’s coach, where can he possibly be? Well, we’d like to announce a brand-new contest. The rules are very simple: Just send us pictures from all around the world wherever you happen to find Maradona. I’ll go first…
Okay, now it’s your turn! Just email us your pictures of Maradona — whether it be coaching Aston Villa or buying groceries at your local supermarket — to unprofessionalfoul [at] gmail [dot] com. All likely candidates will be considered.


I have it on good authority that Diego has taken up residence in the deserts of Northern Mexico, slimmed down some, and is supposedly bossing the village of Santa Poco ’round a bit.
Maradona + MacDonald might equal crazy delicious, but only if El Diego submits all tactical authority to Kev.
I hear he’s in Chicago, meeting with Sunil Gulati about an intriguing new employment opportunity.
I bet that’s not the first time Maradona’s been photographed taking a piss.
Assuming that it was another Diego piss test for the doping committee?
Were you administering his drug test?