Apparently it’s become a national pastime to try to figure out who’s going to be on that “Dancing With the Stars” show. I watched a couple of episodes last season to see Pamela Anderson and Erin Andrews, and I nearly gouged my eyes out.
In the latest set of rumors, it appears that soccer’s Captain America, Landon Donovan, will be putting on some lifts and strutting with chicks in sequin dresses. And yes, he’ll need lifts.
The official announcement comes Monday, and if it happens, we here at UF will provide you with the full coverage and analysis you’ve come to expect from this third-rate blog.
I believe our analysis will begin with “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
As far as I’ve heard this all but 100% confirmed. Cue the laugh heard ’round the world!
this will set back American soccer about as far as Paris Hilton sets back feminism.