Proof.
New Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho endeavored to splash some cold water on Real Madrid fans by telling them he is not a magician who can magically make Real Madrid champions again. Specifically, Mourinho said that he was not the most famous wizard in the wizarding world–Harry Potter.
“Look, I’m a coach, I’m not Harry Potter,” he told Spanish daily AS. “He is magical, but in reality there is no magic. Magic is fiction and football is real. Do you know how many training sessions we have had together, including the new signings? Not ten. I repeat: not ten.”
Photo evidence seems to suggest Mourinho may in fact be the offspring of Lily Evans and James Potter. Plus, Mourinho has that dash of arrogance and anger that typifies Harry. Jose also has a self-styled moniker–The Special One–like the special wizard that survived Voldemort’s avada kedavra curse so many years ago.
Or perhaps Mourinho is actually Voldemort, collecting his own crew of Death Eaters to do his bidding. While he is doing this he is also collecting trophies as horcruxes to put a bit of his soul in each so that he may live forever. Returning trophies to the Bernebeu will be his final and most important horcrux.
I have revealed too much.
Give him a broom and he’s playing Quidditch.
I’m rather glad I have absolutely no idea what the last two paragraphs of this post are saying. great analogies, don’t ever let it happen again.
I always thought of Mourinho as Severus Snape.
@ NYK: Nah, I’m thinking more Sirius Black.
Truth be told, he probably was more like James Potter.
@ TFA: I can see that. So The Special One is Prongs/yes, I know my Harry Potter far too well.
OM: You too have revealed too much.
Guys! I’m only on book 4!!
/wishes he were joking
//the audiobooks are good for long drives
Buncha nerds up in here.
Also, Gandalf thinks ‘Arry Potter can suck it and keep on sucking it.
@Arkie: Sucker.
@Anon: Ian McKellen would probably like that.
Thank God Emma Watson’s > 18 now, amirite?
@Anon yip yip yow!
@TFA: :D
@Anon
Ya now there’s nothing holding you back from banging her…
Except being sad and old and pathetic. But that won’t stop me from renaming my right hand Emma!
/what?
If you have NBA TV I encourage you to watch the Iran vs USA game. There’s an English commentator. Is this their JP Dellacamera basketball equivelant? It’s pretty interesting.
@Tno: I heard that guy earlier today!
NBA TV? You’re out your damned mind, son. There’s college football on!
@Anon
Ya let me just flip over to Minnesota vs Middle Tennesee State. I will not watch until the championship, then I will just eat food and have an excuse to go to a party.
That’s the s**t I like to see right there. #1. Ahhh. I’m watching South Carolina spanking Southern Miss at the moment.
Harry Potter in Hermione’s Chamber of Secrets
Sorry Pupsters, looks like you’ve been outdone by an older Russian gentleman.
I read this third-rate blog for comments like the ones in this thread.
Lol, USC, since you’re on college handegg.
@Ryan: Damned Chelski. :(
While the real Jose may not be a wizard, the goddamn puppet is a sorcerer of awesome.
Be Champions.
That gif + Quidditch caption = pure gold
Back to when we discussed college football and someone said they were happy to see Alabama #1… F**k that.
Root hog or die!
Woo Pig Sooie!
@AEK: Do it, Grecian.
@Keith: Shush, shush, shush, shut up Panathinaikos!