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September 2, 2010

Those Girls Are At It Again

Ladies, please! Such behavior!

Admittedly, we don’t pay all that much attention to women’s soccer around here.

Of course we all remember the glory that was Elizabeth Lambert (although she never responded to our proposal of marriage), but aside from that we find it difficult to muster much interest. After all, if we want to see estrogen in action on the pitch, we can just watch Real Madrid (get it? Ronaldo is a preening ninny!).

Naturally, because we are sexist pigs (just ask Mountain Wag!) our interest is piqued whenever we hear about violence on the pitch during a women’s match. Watching the fundamentals of passing and set-pieces is one thing, but seeing combatants in ponytails is another thing entirely.

As the college season started this past weekend, it didn’t take long for this year’s version of sexy shenanigans to emerge. This time it was a match between the Oregon Ducks and the Oklahoma State Cowgirls that featured the wrestlemania, as in the 63rd minute Mercedes Walters (OU) and Kyndall Treadwell (OSU) had a bit of a disagreement.

Won’t someone think of the (special ed) children? Really, Ms. Treadwell, is that the kind of example you want to set for your future students?



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12 Comments


  1. Dude that other girl totally yanked her pony tail. I’da shoved her ass too. Nobody yanks my pony tail. Nobody.


  2. @TFA – bah, all you West Coast-types look alike


  3. hockalees

    Keep this up and Cosmo Kramer will start attending women’s soccer.


  4. Outside Mid

    Only way to clean up the women’s game–all players must be shaved bald. And did the Okie State player get a red too? The video didn’t show.


  5. RFCSean

    Ha, the Oregon player majors in communication disorders. She seems like she was communicating very clearly to me.


  6. James T

    Sorry Ms Treadwell… Lizzie Lambert still has a chokehold on my heart.


  7. Mountain Wag

    @OM – they are shaved bald. You just can’t see that. If you meant their heads, that’s another matter. Smart men always say, the way to tell if a check is really attractive is to picture her bald. If she’s still hot, than all systems go.


  8. Anonsters

    @MW: I bet they shave each other, right? After they get all sweaty from a panties-only pillow fight?


  9. @OM – yeah, they both received a straight RC for their efforts


  10. Shane

    God damnit, you gotta warn somebody settling down to watch a cat fight that they’re going to have to deal with Katie Couric’s fug-ass first. Get some morals on ya, NYK.


  11. Hey, it says CBS News – you should have mentally prepared for the possibility.



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