I don’t even know how to describe this one, so I’m not going to spend a lot of time trying. Really, this weekend’s posts will be quite like about two-thirds of Deadspin’s posts — 100 words and a video.
No athlete dong here, though. Enjoy the goal from Hamit Altintop.
Yeah, I think he caught that one pretty well.

Glorious strike.
That was pretty sweet.
I think I need to change my pants. Wow.
Golazo.
Ohhh so that’s why I s**t myself randomly the other day. Ok at least I know now.
Pedro Mendes is not impressed. But yeah, that was a pretty tasty strike.