I don't care if they are shaved, for the record!
Fine! Name your own naked, black, muscular role models. Jeez…
This is exactly what you get when you start to let women into the inner workings of secret man clubs. Old news, naked men…yeah, those things.
(Authors Note: there was a post that had been covered already, unknown to me, so I removed mine, and this was left in it’s wake…just comments.)
TFA Edit: For more timely USMNT nakedness, let’s throw it over Tim Howard. The Everton keeper is baring it all for the latest ESPN Body Issue.
Can Mountain Wag determine the folicular nature of Howard's coinpurse?
FYI: DC United is, in no way shape or form, a role model.
DCU = Losers (literally, maybe not in real life?)
http://img.shirtlessdaily.com/2009/10/taye-diggs.jpeg
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WAG I thought you covered the story better than anyone else.
@Tno – now you’re just trying to be nice, but that was my bad. /thank you.
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p.s. the taye diggs photo didn’t show up, but I like where this is going…
Who added that? I just totally got TJ’ed…(which sounds much dirtier than it is../except for these pictures)
yeah, yeah. I could have abs like that if I had a full-time trainer and nutritionist structuring my behavior too!
Ladies…
@MW: I did.
@MW
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/Private-Practice/taye-diggs-shirtless(1).jpg
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http://www.answerfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/Tyson-Beckford_1.jpg
/not gay
@ NYK: Don’t fret. Hookers love you no matter how many jelly doughnuts you eat…
Are those big gloves, or is he just happy to see me?
Tim Howard’s shadow looks like an alien.
@TFA – well, thank you! That cheered me up substantially.
Is UF having a seizure?
Whoa…who added the DCU pic?
you mean from the naked men? or the flashing screens? /screens are me as I was updating something…sorry. all done now.
@TFA – me.
Why is my commennt awaiting moderation?
How awkward must that photo shoot have been? Alright fellas, line up. Cover your junk. Now jump!
I like how they added a gameday crowd at RFK for realism.
@Tno: if you have more than one link in a post it goes to moderation land. this is to avoid spam comments.
@ Anon: Wag’s posting all these naked photos and still no obiligatory Sol ass-crack photo from you? Color me disappointed…
I posted a comment up there ^^ conatining links to shirtless black models ( for WAG’s enjoyment) and it says it’s waiting approval. I want answers!!
@TFA
oh..
@OM: I don’t want to have to look at it, either. :P
@Tno: it’s been approved. although, i think i need to add some females to this post.
Charlie Davies update (not happy warm and fuzzy)
http://www.matchfitusa.com/2010/09/davies-struggling-with-comeback.html
@Anon – I thought the same thing – AWKWARD! (plus, it’s not like they’re all ripped Armani models either) – it’s like walking in on your brother and his dweeby friends (unfortunately, naked).
@TFA – you do.
I typed “unprofessionalfoul” and not “kickette” into the address bar, no?
@TNO – for the record, shirtless black men aren’t my cup of tea, but I believe they should be shared in this ‘open forum’ we have here. (-;
tl;dr
I think the only thing that will make up for all this male nudity are the long-promised bewb cupcakes.
Or, you know, just bewbs.
@phil: Here’s some Bewbs for you.
@Anon: All I see is a mittened Judas.
Restoring the bewb/dong ratio.
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http://digitallyblonde.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hot-soccer-chick.jpg
@Tno: Well done.
Argentina seems to have cornered the market on hot soccer chicks.
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http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Kevin101_03/stupid%20s**t/Argentina.jpg
Because I wanted to contribute a random link.
@Anon
http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu180/Skyflyer231/lolwut.jpg
Are you pointlessly dissing on DCU again? I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you through all these trophies.
@Ryan: You’ve never been to a game at RFK have you? It is quite a tough ticket. And there’s always a lot of traffic getting there because of all the trophies blocking the way. The team just has no place to put all of them.
@Draw – just dissing their lack of, well…sex appeal. On- and off-pitch. But agree the traffic to get there is a nightmare.
@MW: There’s always next year. And the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that.
@Draw
I walked up to the ticket counter on college night against the Sounders and bad no problem getting tickets.
@Draw: Yeah, D.C. United was a real tough ticket to get this year. Not.
^ I just totally early-90s myself right there.
@Tno, Anon: True, saying that it is a tough ticket to get is wrong. Also wrong: saying nobody is at the games. Can’t we all be incorrect?
Can’t we all be incorrect?
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That’s the spirit!
I alwasy find it strange when people that are ripped have asymmetrical six packs, a la Timmay.
Fair enough Draw. Though it’s not like this has been a great year for attendances though. Down around 8% or so.
@orr – just mean’s he works out one side a little more than the other /if you get my proverbial drift…
Shirtless black men are definitely my cup of tea. Especially if their names are Oguchi Onyewu. Or Carlton Cole. Yumm. Carlton Cole.
this site reminds me of Joe Rogans classic bit about two guidos working out together: you could be running pictures of guys throat f**king other guys, stretching their goatse to the max and you would still claim `its not gay-were doing this for the women.
come out already, the world needs more fudgepacking bloggers… theyre so rare, you know….`
^ Classic