When it’s soccer and it’s been on the Huffington Post, it’s pretty much been everywhere. But sometimes when find stuff, we sit on it for whatever reason and, well, then it’s too late. And by “late” we mean “from yesterday.” Hey, we’re just victims of the fact that most people have the attention span of a gnat on meth.
But we’ll post this anyway because it’s got someone getting hit in the balls. And that never gets old.
Even better, this is el presidente of Bolivia and he’s kneeing a political rival in the balls on the pitch.
The friendly match started when, wearing a No 10 green jersey, [President Evo] Morales, a football fanatic and Bolivia’s first indigenous president, led his team of bodyguards and officials on to the artificial pitch. The yellow team was led by Luis Revilla, mayor of La Paz and a political ally turned foe of the president. After smiles and handshakes the game began. Within five minutes Daniel Gustavo Cartagena, in the No 2 jersey for the mayor’s team, scythed into the president after he passed the ball, gashing his right leg. Morales, 50, a former Aymara llama herder and coca farmer, is not known for indulging critics, let alone people who foul him. He walked up to Cartagena, indicated his wound, then kneed him in the groin. The player collapsed, prompting audible whistles from spectators.
Our favorite part about this? That the president of Bolivia is a former llama herder.
Spent a lot of time figuring out the tags for this, eh?
I was going to link this in a post yesterday but I figured you were writing something about it.
This is what one of the Newcastle players should have done to de Jong. Problem solved.
Although in this case, Morales is a pretty big jack-off who deserved it.
The Llama is a quadruped
which lives in big rivers like the Amazon.
It has two ears, a heart, a forehead,
and a beak for eating honey,
but it is provided with fins for swimming.
Llamas are larger than frogs.
Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one
where people are swimming, you shout,
‘Look out, there are Llamas!
Xabi Alonso tweeted thus: Agresion de Evo Morales!! Minimo 3 partidos fijo.
Llook Lluis!
The best part about it hockaless is that it is in Spanish “Llamas son mas grande que ranas!”