Gentlemen, unfortunately for most of you Larissa Riquelme has narrowed down her choices for potential spouse to a single ethnic group: Korean men.
Fortunately for most of you, this is just another promotional bit for Riquelme who signed an endorsement deal with Couple.net. The website will allow hopeful Korean men (maybe women? I have no idea what Korea’s stance on same-sex marriages) one month to woo Larissa.
Then, Larissa will make an appearance in Korea where the lucky man will propose to her. Of course, it will be in public with plenty of cameras around to capture this intimate moment.
No doubt this will be a romance for the ages ending in a romantic wedding—probably on TV.


This is/has been the longest fifteen-minutes of nausea to date.
How does she not work for ESPN Deportes?
I was going to say, I thought that her 15 minutes of fame were LONG over. The next thing you know, she’s going to be on the bachelorette or something…ugh.
this is some successful virus…er…viral marketing that nokia started.
Favres dick pics must not have worked