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November 1, 2010

Your Blackpool-WBA Bootroom

"Whimsical remark! Colorful regional analogy! Charming repartee, delivered warmly!"

It might not seem like the most glamorous EPL game we’ll see all season, but looking beyond their humorous names and wildly idiosyncratic managers, we could well be staring down one of the more entertaining games we’ll see in this “world’s best league” all season.

How fitting that such a spectacle could be provided by two of the newcomers, but let’s face it: their swashbuckling, high-intensity styles have already upset the applecarts of many more monied clubs, and neither side appears far from finished yet.

The pair met twice last season in the Colaship, with the Baggies running out 3-2 winners both times. May we receive similar goal-heavy gifts this evening. And, though cruel, a Blackpool defeat might be nice simply so we get the chance to hear Ian Holloway say something amusing. Roberto Di Matteo, for all his nascent gifts, isn’t a great interview subject.

Without further ado, the teams, and your banter. Find the game online if you can.

STARTING LINEUPS:
Blackpool (4-4-2):
Gilks – Eardley, Cathcart, Evatt, Crainey – Grandin, Adam, Vaughan, Taylor-Fletcher – Campbell, Varney.
Subs: Kingson, Southern, Harewood, Sylvestre, Phillips, Carney, Keinan.

West Brom (4-4-1-1): Carson – Jara, Pablo, Tamas, Shorey – Brunt, Mulumbu, Scharner, Thomas – Fortune – Cox.
Subs: Myhill, Cech, Tchoyi, Barnes, Bednar, Reid, Dorrans.

Referee: Michael Oliver (Northumberland)



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150 Comments


 
 

  1. Mountain Wag

    Blackpool, ching. I can’t remember who said it earlier? Shane? I concurr – Ian Holloway is a classy guy. He earned my respect after the arsenal game…just talking about how excited he was to have a drink with wenger. funny.


  2. Mountain Wag

    did Di Matteo just leave the pitch? Can they do that?


  3. Ryan

    @Wag: Footy stream thing.


  4. Mountain Wag

    @ryan – gotcha. surely someone knows a mac alternative (anon?)


  5. Wacman

    Nice, didn’t even make contact…Yellow card


  6. Ryan

    @Orr: I’m pretty sure Apple gives pretty good deals to teachers. Or at least they used to.


  7. Anonsters

    It rains grease in Ingerland?


  8. Anonsters

    @MW: Nope. Sopcast is the one thing PCs have. But we have the Cyclopean mousepad. So suck it.


  9. Anonsters

    That was an exciting shot of the unblinking Blackpool staff on the bench.


  10. Orr

    Not a bad idea. I should look into that, thanks Ryan.


  11. etownhooligan

    kick the ads??? bah. if he coulod only hit the ball with that much vigor!


  12. etownhooligan

    stream from here: http://atdhe.net/ … generally reliable. Compliments of Moonshine …


  13. etownhooligan

    Adam … slightly balding overweight aged mid experiencing success in the Prem. Hmmmmm. Dare to dream.


  14. Outside Mid

    @ Anon: Yes, it does rain grease there. Lovely drips of lard apparently/now watching last 10 minutes


  15. Anonsters

    Jajaja, nice goal.


  16. Outside Mid

    Love that name–Dekel; check the goal. Camon WBA! Crazy times now!


  17. Wacman

    MULUMBU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Buying his jersey


  18. Mountain Wag

    @orr – yeah, teachers were apples bread and butter in the beginning and they’ve stayed local to educators (that’s who gets the kids using, afterall).


  19. Outside Mid

    @ Wac: If they didn’t have that crap sponsor on the front, I’d consider buying a WBA shirt just b/c it looked good.


  20. Anonsters

    This is the most talkative English commentator ever. Jesus.


  21. Outside Mid

    Camon draw!


  22. Mountain Wag

    @OM – the vertical stripes are slimming. (-; (but yeah, crap sponsor…REALLY bad).


  23. Outside Mid

    @ Anon: yes he is; just waiting for him to mention Goldenmort, just b/c


  24. Mountain Wag

    Every WBA player tried to hide behind a BP’er on that last counter. ridiculous. As for adam – crap shot.


  25. Outside Mid

    @ Wag: I mean, other than that terrible sponsor logo, that is a truly good asthetically-pleasing shirt. Should have done what they did their last time up and gone sponsor-less.


  26. Mountain Wag

    how is mulumbu not carded for that shoving?


  27. Mountain Wag

    @OM – could they afford to go w/o a sponsor? really?


  28. Outside Mid

    Balls are being pumped in this one. I’m getting worried…


  29. Wacman

    Oh ffs! so close!


  30. Mountain Wag

    @OM – i get worried with pumping balls too…


  31. Wacman

    @OM, That’s what she said


  32. Outside Mid

    @ Wag: No, and I think the last time it was b/c they screwed up. Still, bad sponsor logos have ruined far too many kits over the years…


  33. Mountain Wag

    and the sitter blown…


  34. Anonsters

    Still, gotta love that WBA hung on until the end.


  35. Outside Mid

    Oh geez, almost 3-1; good finish to this one…


  36. Mountain Wag

    @anon – hung on (2 men down). /important to note that on top of the scoreline.


  37. Outside Mid

    Carson’s getting the winner here.


  38. Wacman

    The keeper’s going up!!!


  39. Anonsters

    Blackpool’s worse than Spurs at finishing. Jesus.


  40. Mountain Wag

    Blackpool actually ARE like Arsenal. They should have way more goals than the do – but can’t finish.


  41. Outside Mid

    Can’t believe ‘Pool didn’t get a third there, Carson was looking at the goal!


  42. Andrew

    This is an insane finish.


  43. Wacman

    Damn, great game though. Amazing finish


  44. Mountain Wag

    It’s hysterical how relieved the ‘pool fans looked as that ended.


  45. Outside Mid

    Far too much pumping and blowing in this one methinks…


  46. Mountain Wag

    @OM – that was too easy. i won’t even comment.


  47. James T

    I told y’all this would be an amazing game…


  48. Anonsters

    @OM: Rick Titball and Jacques Tits will need to study that question.


  49. Outside Mid

    @ Anon: In the Tits buildings!


 
 



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