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Dundee FC are not in good shape, but the club’s WAGs appear to be. We’ve covered that before.
Currently, the team sits on -8 points (after the 25 point deduction), 20 points from safety. Considering that even without the deduction they were only 5 points off the bottom after 12 matches, the chances of making up that gap in the remaining 24 matches are dismal. Add in the possibility that the club may be liquidated without finding anyone to pay off that tax bill, and the mood at Dens Park is dark.
However, there’s one group of people affiliated with Dundee who haven’t given up yet–the WAGs. These are they:
Naughty
Whoa, I see a little leg there. What’s going on?
If I’ve learned anything from British movies, it’s that when times get tough, the Brits start stripping, and that is what is going on here. Mhairi Philp (the one who looks a bit like Meghan McCain above), current Miss Dundee FC, says she got the idea while cruising a message-board. Seems the fans were trying to come up with fundraiser ideas, and then Philp, being British, decided to take off her clothes. She enlisted the help of various Dundee WAGs and the results are below.
Mhairi Philp (L) and unidentified friend
Debbie Douglas, wife of GK Robert
Hayley McNamara
Louise Stafford, girlfriend of DF Gary Irvine
Kay Weston, wife of DF Rhys
Jacqui Robertson, official website reporter
Poor girl, only given a last name: McCarthy
So far, according to this article, the girls have raised £3000 of their £10,000 goal for the calendar. However, there is no info on how to get said calendar. Should we find that out, we will dutifully send the link to all of you. pervs
Wow i didn’t expect them to actually he hot. How does the keeper have the hottest WAG? That’s like the bassist getting more poon than the lead singer.
Oh, sure, call us pervs. I guess it’s fitting that a second-rate league has second-rate WAGs, though.
That still makes them too good for a third-rate blog.
@LE
You bite your tongue, sir, and enjoy.
Give ‘im beans, JT!
Not the beans! I’m sorry, I take it back!
I like red beans and rice.
@TNO – that keeper likes his junk in the trunk!
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Separately, I saw this story and immediately thought, “THAT’S HOW WE CAN RAISE MONEY FOR UF HOSTING!” – I’m going to round up your WAGs and do a photoshoot! Everyone ok with that? Great! They feel special. You brag about them. Everyone wins! Yay!
p.s. Jacob – “unidentified friend” looks like Louise Stafford (with more clothes on). /not that any of you were looking at her face, but…yeah.
@MW: Amateur porn can be had for free on this thing we like to call the “internet”. Why would anyone pay for third-rate blog amateur porn?
shouldn’t that be “amateur” porn?
@Anon – you’re missing the point! It’s for a CAUSE!
I like bewbz
@MW: So is “amateur” porn.
(See, I xan learn!)
(FYI, I am totally out of it. Whee.)
@Tno: Ask Gigi Buffon or St. Iker.
@Tno: I prefer miss McNamara – although I’d rather have her on the furniture than the floor :-)
If you want to get the calendar look for the dundee-fc-calendar co.uk site!
Thanks, Niky. We’ve already let our readers know. And judging by the number of clicks out, you should have had a no order or two.
I certainly placed a no order.
i like debbie…muahhhh
im jealous of robert 4 having such a beautiful wife…i love u debbie….
With love,
Wayne