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November 16, 2010

Tuesday Backpasses: Bumfisting, Mark II

Really, I just wanted to have that thumbnail on the front page again.

Don’t be friends with Aaron Ramsey, you’ll just get stabbed in the face [ONTD_FB]
WPS(L) gonna try to stick it out for another year [NYT Goal]
Does Adam Johnson want out from under Mancini? [SoccerLens]
New Wimbledon v. Old Wimbledon showdown averted as the one most want to lose does. Bonus–ITV look silly in the process [Dave's Football Blog]
Sheffield Wednesday, the club which took John Harkes to the FA Cup final, are perilously close to folding [200%]

Finally:
Looking back at Liverpool launching an awful shirt with an awful idea [PIES]



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23 Comments


  1. Ryan

    Footballer in “Wanting first team football” shock.


  2. Trenton Pork Roll Union

    Members of the site will be happy to know you’re the first and only related result when you search “Give ‘im beans!” on google. Why yes, I have been drinking, how did you know?


  3. I figured you’d like that link, Ryan. You seem to eat up all the “Citeh Players Revolt” rumors. :P


  4. I know you’ve been drinking, because when I search for it on The Goog, I get other results, including two from turn-of-the-20th-century books.


  5. Ryan

    Meh. As far as “City Revolt!!111!1″ stories go, it’s no Yaya Toure driving home from the Arsenal match at halftime to beat traffic.


  6. Trenton Pork Roll Union

    ?? I get a link to that day’s backpasses. and the lyrics to a song by someone named “Gucci Mane”. I’d rather get your results, to be honest


  7. Ryan

    I think Anon put it in “” while you did not. Either way, I fully support more people being given beans.


  8. James T

    GIVE
    ‘IM
    BEANS


  9. @Ryan: Mayhap you should send Adam Johnson some beans? Or Roberto Mancini. But only if they’re magic beans. Or poisoned. Either one.


  10. Other fun google searches: Bumfisting–UF is #2 & 3 (Damn you, Mary Carey), Colleen Rooney’s Perineum–we have the first three locked up. Sadly, for Tranny Doppelganger, we are no longer on the first page of results.


  11. Tranny Doppelganger?
    There. Give The Goog a few hours/days to index the intarwebz, and you’ll be right back up at the top.


  12. Ryan

    ‘Arry better than Jose, says Rafael van der Vaart
    There are no long and boring speeches about tactics, like I was used to at Real Madrid.
    There is a clipboard in our dressing room but Harry doesn’t write anything on it!


  13. Rafael van der Vaart: player at Real Madrid August 4, 2008-August 31, 2010.
    Jose Mourinho: manager at Real Madrid May 31, 2010-present.
    Days overlap: 93.
    Official matches played: 0
    Couldn’t be that he was talking about someone else, could it?


  14. ebullientfatalist

    Good article on Wednesday. Anyone else catch the line about over half the clubs in the Football League going into administration over the past decade? Is that true? Can someone ask the Almighty Intertron?
    -
    It is terrible that Wednesday could be gone.


  15. MP

    …the team which took John Harkes to the FA Cup final…
    I thinkkkk you mean “the team that John Harkes took to the FA Cup final,” right? Right?


  16. Oh. Yeah. Of course. Silly me.
    BTW, Wednesday’s been given 28 days to get their act together.


  17. Steve

    Actually, it could be either which or that. Jacob’s choice.


  18. MP

    @Steve: You’ll never catch me trying to be the grammar police. I was suggesting (tongue in cheek, of course) that maybe “John Harkes” and “took” should have traded places. Totally changes the sentence…


  19. Steve

    Ahhh, right. My fault, MP. I thought you had TSE’d Jacob.


  20. bergkampesdios

    One of my best friends and teammates in college was named Brooks. Being poor in college, we often ate canned foods. One of the foods that Brooks enjoyed was Brooks Beans. We would have cans of the sh*t in our apartment all the time. We stopped calling him Brooks and started calling him Beans. Give ‘em Beans, indeed.


  21. MP

    @Steve: No worries. Hey, maybe we need to put “TSE’d” in the glossary…



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