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December 21, 2010

It Looks Like Rafa Has Probably Been Sacked

The Smile Might Be Winning, But His Teams Weren’t

Conflicting reports are coming from the club, but it’s being reported (here and here) that Rafa was fired by Inter.

Actually the English press are reporting that Massimo Moratti is insisting that the Spanish waiter is still in charge, but there are apparently numerous reports from Italian media saying Benitez has been given the axe.

Said Moratti: “At this moment, unless I am mistaken, Benítez is the manager of Inter. I have read about supposed contact with other managers [to succeed Benítez], but the club has not been in contact with anyone.”

Here’s the fun part. Benitez is actually on holiday…. In Liverpool. Huh? Really? A) He’s allowed to go there and B) someone wants to spend their vacation time in Liverpool?

Well if the Reds want to can Roy, they can have their old manager back.

TFA UPDATE II: Looks like reports are changing a bit with the club and Rafa now working on details of the termination.

TFA UPDATE: Rafa has met with reporters encamped outside his Liverpool villa. He was even so nice as to bring them a hot cup of coffee in the cold weather.

Rafa’s first passion is serving coffee.



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25 Comments


  1. Chris D

    I like to vacation in Liverpool. I mean, it’s a port city, come on. It can be beautiful on a nice day.


  2. Ladbrokes has 12/1 odds Rafa returns to LFC within five years.


  3. Outside Mid

    Blame Gareth Bale. Will we have a Derby County-like protest when Clough was sacked back in the 70s? Rafa hanging on Stevie G’s couch waiting to hear from the board?/Damned United’d


  4. Chris D

    The Beatles museum. Who doesn’t love that? Rafa is probably there.


  5. Outside Mid

    @ Chris: Nah, he’s on Stevie’s couch–they’re going clubbing tonight with Dirk and Babel, reliving the good old days to the sultry sounds of Phil Collins…


  6. Quick! Throw BFS to Inter! His arcane style of football was made for Serie A.


  7. Anonsters

    Maybe he’s just chillin’ with Xabi Alonso, who also appears to spend his free time in Liverpool.


  8. Here’s the fun part. Benitez is actually on holiday…. In Liverpool. Huh? Really? A) He’s allowed to go there and B) someone wants to spend their vacation time in Liverpool?

    Maybe Rafa has been listening to Tommy Makem…


  9. Precious Roy

    Capello to Inter. Arry to Ingerland. Spuds to the bottom half of the table.


  10. Anonsters

    Precious Roy to hell.


  11. James T

    Think Rafa still has his house near Liverpool. Can’t remember for sure though.


  12. @JT: Aye…just added a photo of him outside his home in Liverpool or nearby Liverpool.


  13. Precious Roy

    Looks like a lovely vacation spot, what with the snow and lack of mountains.

    /just another day in paradise’d


  14. Keith

    Didn’t Zola serve tea to reporters just before HE got the sack?
    -
    Also, yes, everything PR said


  15. @Keith: Just to spite you, if ‘Arry leaves, I hope we hire MO’N.


  16. Shane

    Sooo… who do the current best club in the world replace him with?
    Really gotta give him credit, getting back to Liverpool when he’s got the chance. I never got run out a job there and I still wouldn’t go. Maybe he needed to get some last minute Christmas gifts at a decent price.
    /because they steal things
    //too obvious


  17. Ryan

    Heyyyyyy there Inter, fancy another round?
    /unwarranted


  18. Keith

    @Phil: Ahh, then ye’ll be down in the Europa League zone with us.


  19. ebullientfatalist

    Really, no “Rafa out!” comments yet. I’m disappointed in everyone’s ability to ignore the obvious remark.


  20. ILikeAEK

    This is all just more fodder for the Mourinho Comedy Tour — putting the ZING! in “I am amazing.”


  21. bergkampesdios

    …encamped outside his Liverpool villa.

    “Liverpool villa” just doesn’t sound right. Perhaps Liverpool caravan is more appropriate.


  22. Keith

    I’m starting to see Rafa to Blackburn rumors.
    -
    /GoodluckwithallTHAT,jjf


  23. @Berg: I don’t know…that gate doesn’t say “caravan” now does it?


  24. jjf3

    @Keith: aww, hell nawww…


  25. Clemantona

    i’m reading “fired by email” now. equivalent of breakup by text… you don’t wish that on anybody



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