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January 10, 2011

Jose Mourinho Gets The Win And A Water Bottle

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Real Madrid defeated Villareal 4-2 this weekend in a thrilling match.  Read Sid Lowe’s expansive prose for all the details and florid language.  For our part, the most interesting part may have been Jose Mourinho’s celebration following Kaka’s goal–the fourth for Real Madrid.

The Portuguese manager went ape-poop over the goal sidling over in front of the Villareal bench throwing his hands up on the air appearing to taunt the Yellow Submariners and exhort the Madridistas behind the bench.  Mou-mou said he did this to celebrate with his son who sits behind the bench.  So, maybe Jose is not Harry Potter, he’s James Potter and his son is Harry.

Although, Cani of Villareal tried to throw water on the Mourinho fire.  Literally.  He threw a water bottle at the celebratory manager and received a red card for his efforts. (For a picture of the event click on Sid Lowe’s piece, for video see below.) Cani really bottled that one.

Through all of the drama, La Liga still remains the same.  Barca on top of Real Madrid by two points and the rest are so far away they can barely smell those two farts from below.



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6 Comments


  1. ernj

    The Special One can’t get tickets in the supporters’ section for his own son?


  2. dan

    Seriously? That isn’t considered taunting by Mourinho?


  3. whizalen

    Kaka plays for jesus

    Shouldn’t Jose be in trouble for leaving his technical area? Also, how big of a pussy is the water-bottle thrower? Either throw it or don’t throw it, but none of this limp-wrist bullshit that bounces before it gets there. Dude could’ve been a hero, planting that bottle on Jose’s chest. Instead they look like little girls crying ’cause the bully was mean


  4. The Special One can’t get tickets in the supporters’ section for his own son?


  5. anele

    jose is a good manager. irily love to see him coach our national team,Zimbabwe and resurrect it coz i feel it needs a special one to succeed



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