I enjoy this Nile Ranger fella. First of all, he has a badass twitter handle (@NilePowerRanger), and then he gets this tattoo [PIES]
Ranger would fit in well at Liverpool, where apparently everyone tweets [Avoiding the Drop]
There were some odd Ballon d’Or votes and non-votes [Dirty Tackle]
Somehow, the New York Cosmos keep hiring people. This time, it’s Cobi Jones [MFUSA]
Four names, three letters each, one awesome mustache [Three Match Ban]
Finally:
It’s old, but fun. Soccer riot probably kicked off by a Cuauhtemoc Blanco elbow features a pitch invasion, a fleeing away team and a wheelbarrow [Off The Bench]

Cristiano Ronaldo got tired of his Safari cleats. So he got these… I wish I was kidding.
http://www.soccerbible.com/news/football-boots/archive/2011/01/10/nike-mercurial-vapor-superfly-ii-football-boots-windchill-dark-obsidian-chlorine-blue.aspx
Nile has a bitttt of a habit of addingggg extra letters to the enddd of words doesn’t heeee?
It’s like a horror movie. You just can’t kill Goldenmort.
@Tno: those are light years better than the safari boots.
As far as I’m concerned, if you score 62 in 62 you can wear any boots you want
Nothing about Villa’s reserves tonking Arsenal’s 10-1 yesterday?
Keith: Did that help Villa move out of the drop zone?
PR: Your mom’s a drop zone.
^^^ Nice
Stankovic voted for Sneijder, Eto’o and Maicon.