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February 6, 2011

Torres Reunion Bootroom

Hey Look Everyone… I Got Drunk and Blew £50M

Well, that didn’t take long. The transfer window closes, and after one midweek match, Fernando is reunited with his old club.

It feels so good.

Actually, outside of the fact that it makes decent theater, some of us aren’t that worked up about things like Nando facing his old club out of the blocks. Football is a business and players are assets, so they get moved around. Get attached emotionally at your own peril, and never do anything silly like name your pet after a player. He’ll leave one day, and you’ll have to walk your reminder of how silly it all is every morning.

Where were we?

Oh yeah. Chelsea and Liverpool. Outside of one late Serie A match (and on a paper a pretty good one), it’s really the only thing worth watching today.

Oh and fuck Phil Dowd.



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71 Comments


  1. Wacman

    ZOMG TACTICS!!! 5-3-2 versus 4-1-2-1-2 narrow diamond. 3 world class strikers in Blue. Absolutely no strikers in Red. GAME FUCKING ON!


  2. Orr

    Come on you Scousers!!


  3. Watching a replay of the Everton game. Did I mention that Saha is an absolute beast right now


  4. Precious Roy

    Come on 2-2 draw with lots of injuries!


  5. Wacman

    @PR, I want a 3-nil Liverpool win with Torres falling over injured with no one around him


  6. RFCSean

    I’ll say it again, big kudos to FSC, I very much enjoyed their pre-game show this morning.


  7. Pradajames

    Keeping one eye on Lille this morning. The Sunday Sun has us linked with Gervinho for the summer window.


  8. Wacman

    Mikel is fucking it up lol


  9. Wacman

    He’s wearing a different color Maxipad!


  10. RFCSean

    Biggest football game of the day. C’mon you boys in Blue!


  11. Pradajames

    Sow with an incredible bike for Lille. 1-0.


  12. Steve

    Come on, Liverpool.


  13. ebullientfatalist

    Newcastle just scored again.


  14. Random fact, when we finished 4th in the 04/05 campaign, we had a -1 goal differential. How the fuck does that happen


  15. ebullientfatalist

    @Brian: I’ve noticed that stat before. You must have every game you lost must have been three-nil.


  16. Precious Roy

    This game is kind of lame so far.


  17. Wacman

    Skrtel just pulled his skrtel


  18. Wacman

    Ashley Cole gets booked for that, if he isn’t Ashley Cole


  19. Daniel Agger

    This is for leaving us!


  20. ebullientfatalist

    Woah. I just read that reply to Brian. Sunday morning syntax fail.


  21. Pradajames

    Ohhhhhhh, Maxi.


  22. RFCSean

    Wow! Heart now beating again.


  23. James T

    fucking christ on a bike


  24. And PR wins the thread

    @ebull, as far as I can see we only lost one game by 3 goals, but almost all of our victories were by 1 goal so I could see how we could end up with that goal differential


  25. Instead of looking like a match in which both team just spent upwards of 50 mil on new players, this looks like a match between two teams that spent 50 mil on their entire payroll.


  26. I think John Terry has mange.


  27. ebullientfatalist

    Very little in this.


  28. ebullientfatalist

    @Phil: So an Arsenal-Wigan match then?


  29. WhoNeedsForwards

    Brian: ’04/05 happened because we won every game we won 1-0, and got absolutely thrashed a couple of times. I remember a 6-1 and a 5-0 in there.
    Anyways, heathenistic though it is, I’m enjoying watching Liverpool today. Good TACTICS! to counter what Chelsea wants to do.


  30. What I’m taking from the Cech-Ivanovic screaming match is that Chelsea are such a bunch of unlikeable twats, they don’t even like one another.


  31. WhoNeedsForwards

    Man, I miss the bar set already, FSC. These guys look weird on the NFL set…


  32. Precious Roy

    I’m going to put the O/U for Barca goals over the two legs at 8.5.


  33. Orr

    Whoa. That was one ugly Liverpool fan.


  34. WhoNeedsForwards

    Is that just for Messi, or for everyone?


  35. Precious Roy

    That’s everyone except Messi. There is a separate bet for him. With Squil and Kos as our CDs and no Nasri we are going to get shredded.


  36. James T

    Adios, Fernando!


  37. Is it bad I’m going to watch the Pens game over this ugly match


  38. Precious Roy

    Bwa ha ha ha…


  39. Steve

    Meireles is a badass.


  40. James T

    ENJOY THAT ONE, TORRES
    YOU FUCKING PRICK


  41. RFCSean

    Fookin’ A!


  42. Shane

    I think 50m on Reina would’ve been better spent. Cech is still complete pants.


  43. Orr

    @Shane – Go easy on the guy, what with the brain damage and all. He and Chivu can get together and compare helmets and color.


  44. Steve

    I really hope Chelsea miss out on the CL next year, would serve them all right. Hopefully Spurs beat them to it, but I’d be OK with Liverpool making a miracle run for that last spot.


  45. Steve

    If Chelsea miss out on the CL, does that give Abramovich the pretext to bring back Mourinho? Is everyone’s bet still on Mourinho replacing SAF?


  46. Shane

    Oh, I’ve been one of his biggest defenders since the injury, but if you have intentions of winning multiple trophies you can’t have a keeper scared to collect floated crosses at eye-level.


  47. Orr

    You’re completely right Shane, he hasn’t been the same, which is a shame because at his peak he was very good


  48. Pete

    I missed the beginning, but why didn’t Suarez and Carroll start?


  49. Shane

    Carroll’s currently cleaning Ms. Nolan’s garden as part of his transfer, and Suarez is eating donuts in the tunnel.


  50. James T

    Pete:
    Carroll’s out until the end of Feb, and Suarez is obviously not quite match-fit yet. He moved to LFC after finishing a 7-game suspension in Holland. Been a while since he played 90 mins


  51. Pete

    There we have it, then.


  52. Precious Roy

    Pete: Which is to say that Carroll is still hurt and Suarez needs to polish his seat more with his ass just a bit more (read: Dalglish just isn’t playing him yet).


  53. Shane

    Ancelotti’s gone.


  54. Precious Roy

    Lucky, lucky there.


  55. Pete

    Good for the Pool.


  56. Steve

    Good job, Liverpool.


  57. Wacman

    Chelsea defense ftl…


  58. Carlitos

    Thank god for Meireles!


  59. James T

    four wins in a row, and six points back from 4th. Gonna be a fun run-in…


  60. Shane

    four wins in a row, and six points back from 4th, plus we nicked a couple dozen stereos from the Bridge carpark


  61. James T

    Weak, Shane. Like Rangers playing 11 v 10 this morning


  62. Shane

    Hey now!
    /Tambor’d


  63. James T

    You hit the hornets’ nest and you get stung!


  64. bergkampesdios

    My question is whether anyone thinks Di Matteo will actually do any gardening.


  65. Pete

    That’s fucked up that they sacked DiMatteo. Give people a chance, for Christ’s sake! They were kicking ass early on.



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