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March 19, 2011

Saturday Bootroom: March Madness

And So It Begins

With the return of MLS action today, there’s interesting footy on offer than can be found reasonably easily from morning to night. From Germany, France, Italy, Ingerland, and across the pond to the US and Canada, there’s something bound to catch your attention when you should otherwise be outside perhaps playing football, spending time with loved ones, or doing something productive–such as solving the world’s problems.

I could go into details about some of the more intriguing matches on the day, but I’ve chosen to save the space instead so you may behold all the wonders technology will allow us to sample. Of note on the opening weekend of MLS, though, is the match of league newbies Portland Timers against the defending champs Colorado Rapids. This game is a prime-time affair on Fox Soccer, so make sure to put down your busted March Madness brackets and tune into this one.

Times are Eastern. Matches of interest in bold.

8:45 am Tottenham v West Ham United (ESPN2, ESPN3.com)
10:30 am Freiburg v Bayern Munich (GolTV)
11:00 am Aston Villa v Wolverhampton (FS.tv)
11:00 am Manchester United v Bolton (FSC)
11:00 am Stoke v Newcastle (FS.tv)
11:00 am West Brom v Arsenal (FS+, FS.tv)
11:00 am Wigan v Brum (FS.tv)
1:00 pm Lazio v Cesena (FS+, FS.tv)
1:30 pm Everton v Fulham (FSC)
1:30 pm Borussia Dortmund v Mainz 05 (ESPN3.com)
2:00 pm Auxerre v Sochaux (FS.tv)
2:00 pm Brest v Lille (FS.tv, TV5)
2:00 pm Lorient v Saint-Etienne (FS.tv)
2:00 pm Montpellier v Lens (FS.tv)
2:00 pm Toulouse v Nice (FS.tv)
2:00 pm Valenciennes v Bordeaux (FS.tv)
3:00 pm Barcelona v Getafe (GolTV)
3:45 pm Palermo v AC Milan (ESPN3.com, FSC)
4:00 pm Lyon v Rennes (FS.tv)
5:00 pm Atletico Madrid v Real Madrid (ESPN3.com)
6:30 pm Vancouver v Toronto FC (Direct Kick, TSN)
7:30 pm DC United v Columbus Crew (Direct Kick)
7:30 pm NY Red Bulls v Seattle Sounders (Direct Kick)
8:30 pm FC Dallas v Chicago Fire (Direct Kick)
8:30 pm Houston Dynamo v Philly Union (Direct Kick)
9:00 pm Colorado Rapids v Portland Timbers (FSC)
10:30 pm Chivas USA v Sporting KC (Direct Kick)
10:30 pm San Jose v Real Salt Lake (Direct Kick)



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286 Comments


 
 

  1. Orr

    Darmian is a good young Azzurri prospect


  2. Outside Mid

    Pinkos on the board.


  3. Orr

    Crap, very weak defending on the corner, 1-0 Palermo


  4. Wacman

    TAXI FOR MILAN!!!!
    .
    Seriously, why play defense when you can just raise your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care (that you conceded)


  5. Orr

    NO!! Antonini due to replace Jank


  6. Wacman

    What a horrible challenge from Silva! He should be off (sarcasm, didn’t touch him, crowd freaking out over nothing)


  7. Wacman

    Dive! Pato!


  8. Wacman

    @Orr, Indeed, though Cassano wasted that chance…


  9. Orr

    Uncharacteristically shaky in the back this half


  10. Orr

    Oh that was very close


  11. Orr

    Not the best half, not the worst. Some good possession, just missing that final ball, I’d like to see some long range effort test the keeper also


  12. Orr

    All this possession for nothing, and then we give it away cheaply for them to run at us every once in a while, can’t win playing this way


  13. Orr

    Good stop from Sirigu, I’d take anyone but Flamini on the end of that though, damnit


  14. @OM: I do not envy PR today; this is one ugly bug.

    Also, Pato engaging in some Laimbeer-esque floppery today.


  15. Orr

    Someone finish please!


    • Outside Mid

      Now scouting the opposition; Benzema with a goal in the Madrid derby. Assist from Khedira.


      • Outside Mid

        Atletico captain’s tactic to eliminate threat of Crissy–step right on his foot. Hope Charlie’s up to the task of Queen Floppy.


  16. @OM: Wait, forwards score goals? Surely you’ve made some error in your account.


  17. @OM: We need to send Charlie a tape of the Phil Neville follow-up tackle.


    • Outside Mid

      @ phil: Sorry, dozed off. Yes, apparently there exist forwards who can run with the ball their feet AND score once in a while/sigh


      • Outside Mid

        Perhaps the plan for CR7 should be: start Hutton, let him get the spot kicks and/or penalty that puts us a goal down out of the way, take him off after the penalty conversion, play Charlie the rest of the way to work with Azza down the right for a crucial away goal. Then for the return leg, make sure Hutton gets lost on the way back to Ingerland.


        • Outside Mid

          Really, Spurs are going to have to defend against Khedira and Oezil’s passing from the midfield; Benzema & Crissy look better b/c of those two.


  18. Orr

    Cazzo! Another good save from Sirigu


  19. Orr

    Bad timing on the first Serie A loss of 2011


  20. Wacman

    THAT’S the goal Bolton conceded? For fuck’s sake


  21. Ryan

    Firing up Matchday Live for its maiden voyage on my computer. Nice blank screen for Vancouver-Toronto right now.


  22. Ryan

    Hey, now we have a frozen picture on the screen. Upgrade!


  23. Ryan

    180 live games a season / $40.00 = I feel like I’m entitled to at least a $.22 refund.


  24. Ryan

    Whew. Good thing I didn’t get to see Vancouver’s first goal in MLS. That would have been terrible.


  25. Ryan

    2-1 now in the 26th. I really would have hated to have been able to watch this game.


  26. Goat

    @Ryan: I just signed up and it’s telling me that the Crew game is blocked. I’m hoping that’s only because it hasn’t started yet and not due to some local blackout rule bullshit.


  27. Ryan

    On the bright side, this mosaic feature is cool. Can now watch 4 non-working videos all at once.


    • Outside Mid

      Apparently, the 42nd minute is the “Groundhog minute” for MLS. Camon Matchday, don’t let us down on Day 1. You should be better than FS.tv


      • Outside Mid

        Okay, now something loaded saying they’ll be back after commercial. Is the TFC match at the half or is this revamped blank screen?


  28. Ryan

    NY-Seattle and DC-Columbus working for me now. Same “back after commercial” message as you OM for Toronto-Vancouver. Hope?


  29. Ryan

    I’m watching on mute, so I didn’t hear the exact phrasing obviously, but I think I can kind of buy that idea. In return though, I’d expect the captain to keep other players away from the official.


    • Outside Mid

      I just don’t understand why a captain as opposed to any other player on the field is afforded that right when he’s the one called for the foul. MLS refs seem to take a lot more guff and don’t card. I’m thinking if MLS wanted the refs to crack down on harsh fouls, hopefully they also included a seminar with the captains about how to conduct themselves and handle their teammates on the pitch.


  30. Ryan

    I don’t know, I don’t think MLS refs take any more guff without carding than an EPL ref on the receiving end of Chelsea huddle or something similar.


  31. Ryan

    Another MDL quibble: I think it would be cool to have the scores of the other games in the “Live Games” bar at the top of the screen. Though I guess I can understand why they don’t do that.


    • Outside Mid

      Ryan: There’s an option to turn them on or off. As for the refs–just thinking of some RSL matches last season where Beckermann was in a ref’s face, touching him, etc. when he was the one called for a foul.


      • Outside Mid

        DCU should be up a couple goals by now–been catching Crew on the break a lot; just lacking a bit of quality on the final touches around the box.


  32. Ryan

    Oh, thanks for the scores tip. Should have looked around just a tiny bit. 4-2 Vancouver now.


  33. @OM, is CD9 playing?


  34. Ryan

    Evidently there’s a sellout in Dallas tonight.


  35. jjf3

    Union at Dynamo in thrilling standard definition. (F*ck you, FSDallas) Wow, Garey and Bruin up top, otherwise pretty normal 4-4-2.


  36. TrentonPorkRollUnion

    Been a long wait! HERE IT COMES! COME ON THE U!!


  37. jjf3

    Then again, Robertson is such a POS even without lines every 5 yards that SD might be for the best…


  38. Ryan

    On the Dallas broadcast, they have Brek Shea listed as a defender. No way right?


  39. TrentonPorkRollUnion

    A GOAL FOR THE CAPTAIN! Off the long throw, drops right to Califf


  40. TrentonPorkRollUnion

    Wow, Captain’s band on Mondragon tonight. Still, Danny’s always our first captain!


  41. TrentonPorkRollUnion

    U need to tighten up in their defense, giving Houston a good amount of space right now.


  42. Ryan

    Charlie Davies coming on for DCU. Are we moving the bootroom up to TFA’s liveblog?


  43. jjf3

    Dammit, Dynamo, I step outside to walk the dogs and you play grade-school defense on a throw-in.


  44. TrentonPorkRollUnion

    @jjf; it wasn’t pleasant, very naive defending from Houston


  45. Liveblogging on the next post.


  46. Pete

    Nice goal from Agudelo.


 
 



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