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April 8, 2011

Sunderland Fan Is A Giant Pain In The Rear

A hat!

Sunderland chairman Niall Quinn revealed that a supporter is suing the club for an injury sustained while watching a training sesssion. A stray Djibril Cisse shot allegedly knocked out a supporter and caused injury to the spectator.

So what does this “supporter” go and do?

He sues the club he supports for personal injury. What a great guy. I swear if I were a Blackcat fan I would find this guy and shove his writ up his urethra covered in lemon juice.

If you go to watch a training session and are anywhere close to the training session there is a real risk of this occurring. That’s why you always have to keep your head on a swivel.

He should have sued Cisse as being an offense to fashion.



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6 Comments


  1. Goddamnit, TFA. That’s an Anonsters move, that link there.


  2. @Keith: dammit, I fell for it, too.


  3. MP

    I read Keith’s comment before reading the post and somehow still clicked all the links. God damnit.


  4. Nobody has good words for the first link surprise?


  5. Mountain Wagn

    I don’t know what you’re all talking about. I see nothing wrong with that link. No hair to speak of….



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