The newest Dairy Board slogan: "Milk…it does a bustline good."
(Depending on your boss, some of this could be SNSFW).
I know the collective “we” here wishes to start every weekend seeing WAG unmentionables. Today, Abbey Clancy – now Mrs. Peter Crouch – will be providing your morning entertainment.
As you may have seen, Peter Crouch recently wed his baby mamma model, Abbey, earlier this month. Sadly, although she dressed up for the occasion, someone decided her wedding hairdo should be “cheap hooker chic” and left it tousled. Maybe she accepts that her husband goes for that sort of thing?
Some women achieve a timeless elegance and level of class and grace on their wedding day. Others take this special day to exude their personal style (whatever it may be). True to form, Mrs. Crouch too showed her true colors (which turned out to be a fleshy shade of mauve), whilst literally spilling out of her dress.
All class.
Ironically, these are about it as far as their “public” wedding photos go. They opted not to sell their ceremony pictures to the tabloids (yes, I’m sure that just causes too much pressure to make the relationship last). Instead, they allowed this small group of photos to be taken outside. That’s it. The irony lies in the fact that while while aiming for privacy and preventing even guests from taking photos, Abbey just gave everyone an ample glance into their private life (reports suggest there were remnants of nacho cheese around her areola///).
To provide some balance to this story, this same WAG (who looks to be ‘rode hard and hung up wet’ after her wedding) has, in a most-likely drunken stumble, let everyone explore her remaining assets. To her credit, she appears to be wearing La Perla (NSFW). Remember, she’s got a reputation to protect. Plus, Lampard’s WAG already has the market cornered on Tesco lingerie.
Due to the drink or the dress?
Larger (and more) pictures of her upper thighs here, should that tiny tease not be enough.
To offset our physical limitations with photo sizes, I’m including a video treat of Abbey Clancy in nothing but a body-painted bikini and a the tattered remains of an England kit.
A warning: this one probably (definitely) NSFW. But if you dare, you’ll be rewarded with a naked Abbey being painted in a cold room, later bouncing up and down, and of course some amazing shots of her oft-envied figure.
I’d suggest muting your speakers though, because like most WAGs, she’s so much more attractive when she’s not speaking. Enjoy!
I like the part where she jiggles
@ny kid – I like the parts where she jiggles.
She is not an ugly girl