Strap up, ladies and gentlemen!
The Manchester derby makes its appearance this morning, and just about everyone thinks it is destined for greatness. Even Sir Alex believes that it could be a glorious clash.
Roberto Mancini, for his part, claims to revere the Scot as the managerial master while acknowledging that a Citeh win would be a huge step forward.
There is quite the slate of Serie A, EPL, Bundesliga, La Liga, Ligue 1 and Women’s College (eh?) footy on the TV today, so settle in for Occupy: Your Couch.
6:30am Lecce vs Milan, FS+
6:30am Ajax vs Feyenoord, ESPN3.com
8:30am Arsenal vs Stoke City, FS+
8:30am Manchester United vs Manchester City, FSC
9:00am Inter vs Chievo, ESPN3.com
11:00am Chelsea vs QPR, FSC
11:30am Hannover vs Bayern Munich, GolTV
12:00pm Atletico Madrid vs Mallorca, ESPND
1:00pm Toluca vs Puebla, Telemundo
1:00pm Auburn vs Tennessee, ESPN3.com (Women’s College)
1:15pm Porto vs Nacional Funchal, ESPN3.com
2:00pm LSU vs Florida, ESPNU (Women’s College)
2:00pm Valencia vs Athletic Bilbao, GolTV
2:30pm Bologna vs Lazio, FSC
3:00pm Lille vs Olympique Lyon, FS+
4:00pm Villarreal vs Levante, GolTV
4:00pm Oklahoma St. vs Texas A&M, ESPNU (Women’s College)
5:00pm America vs Guadalajara, Univision
7:00pm Houston Dynamo vs LA Galaxy, Galavsion


And yes, THANK GOD Zamora still sometimes can’t finish…
@Orr – Home Office statistics indicate that it’s a growing crime in the EPL
RODWELL! Free kick is headed to the top of the box by Fulham, and Rodwell smashes it home, the Zamora miss absolutely killed Fulham 3-1
5-1, and you go fuck off?
and it’s 6-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, sorry, 6-1
Sir Alex is going defender shopping this January. Rio Ferdinand has been absolute pony.
So, we’re gonna concede 14 to Man City, right?
Damn. What a beatdown.
6! This is like watching a video game at this point. Crikey.
Also, I love Louis Saha. About time to win a damn game.
Shit, this may be the worst scoreline United could have come up with before our match. Is there any doubt SAF is going to try to kill us next week to prove a point
what a dismantling
This is a great day. United get embarrassed, Liverpoo only get a draw at home against the Canaries, and Everton finally win a damn game. Great hit by Rodwell.
We were… not good.
Arsenal have actually put a few good performances… I feel like we’re back to being a good, yet shaky club rather than just a shaky one.
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@TSE, Also, i’m glad this was the early game, cause instead of seeing Arsenal lose, we got to see Man U get destroyed.
Aguero’s goal was like, 4-5 one touchs in a row into the goal. I’m so jelly.
The third goal for Citeh: It was beautiful.
5 one touch passes with a backheel thrown in by Balotelli for one of those touches. Actually sexy football.
Balotelli’s second was partially created because Ashley Young never tracked Milner… he was walking the entire time
Florent Malouda’s little brother finally gets some run out for Dijon
So it’s the New Crazy Gang versus Sideshow Bob. I’m torn for rooting interest in this one.
do you think QPR’s kits remind Joey Barton too much of prison?
Bosingwa’s unibrow is unreal
Helguson just went over like a ton of bricks for a penalty. I’m sick of embellishing. It’s just as bad as diving for me. Also, Van der Vaart is class
RC to the unibrow!
Chelsea down to 9, after Drogba’s rush of blood to the head as well.
This just in: Frank Lampard is a diving cunt
David Luiz jumps in the box and then falls over, wants a penalty. Chelsea are disgracing themselves with all this diving.
I feel this was like watching Barcelona and Real Madrid all over again… only worse
What a weird game. I don’t think QPR will mind though.
I legitimately thought that David Luiz was going to kill someone. Other than Bart Simpson.
I love Balotelli so fucking much.