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November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving!!

This one made it.

Gobble, gobble.

It’s turkey day and we here around UF have plenty to be thankful for. First and foremost are our families and friends, including all of the great people that hang out in this little corner of the interwebz. Thanks for making this place fun for all of us and all of you.

Other things to be thankful for:

Robin Van Persie–without him Arsenal would never score goals.
Chelsea–their dysfunction makes everybody else’s look ok.
Sepp Blatter–well, we aren’t very thankful for him personally but his slip ups are gold for us.
David Beckham–what other over-the-hill, waning skills footballer can still command the attention of big clubs throughout the world and the media.
Mohamed bin Hammam and Jack Warner–without them FIFA would not be in the crosshairs that have made this year so much fun.
Tim Tebow–right?
Turkey–mmmmmm

Happy Thanksgiving Day!



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11 Comments


  1. Goat

    Happy Tofurkey Day everyone (particularly Jacob)!


  2. Precious Roy

    One comment? Man, some people aren’t that thankful. Anyway… Thanks to our readers. I’m thankful we have thoughtful people that write in complete sentences… Even if some support Spurs.


  3. Big thanks to New England Sports Ventures for getting H&G out of Liverpool.


  4. bergkampesdios

    Im thankful that for now RVPesdios. May he always be unbroken.


  5. oyeoro

    Amen, Berg. Amen.


  6. Outside Mid

    RVP might be out this coming round.


  7. So I lost control of the remote tonight, and I am watching House Hunters International with the girlfriend, and Clarence Goodson and his wife are looking for an apartment in this episode from when he moved to Copenhagen. His wife is hot


  8. Somebody at the thanksgiving dinner we attended ended up sleeping in the bathtub.


  9. Han-ball

    You know what I’m thankful for? Being able to be a Longhorn in the middle of college station; and being one of the 3 in that bar last night wearing orange for the second half. Intense game, but fuck yeah was that fun.


  10. Chris D

    @Han-ball

    Were you at Church Street BBQ?


  11. Han-ball

    Chris: Rebel’s for the game, then Schotzi’s afterwards for the most part.



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