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Neil Ashton's a nice guy, decent reporter. But this is just stupid. Precious Roy

Of Course He FJM’d Something

So this was super low-hanging fruit. So much so that I really considered not doing it. Instead I was going to FJM the comments on the same piece, because that’s even lower-hanging fruit. But this piece from October sent the Soccerlytics world into a shit fit, which is about the easiest thing in the world […]

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We wrote a lot of words, some of them alright

Unprofessional Foul has been a beautiful thing in my life for a long time. I have a lot of friends as a result of our communal comment-sectioning in David Hirshey’s columns on Deadspin — and then the ‘stache ended up being one of the groomsmen in my wedding some years later. UFers have an almost […]

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L’Affaire Valbuena

Although the story broke a while ago, everyone is still talking about “L’Affaire Valbuena.” Need to catch up? Confused from the start? Simply here for the titillation? Let’s run through things so we’re all on the same page. Back in June 2015 as Les Bleus were preparing for friendlies against Belgium and Albania, rumors began […]

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Divorce, Anger, Sadness: The Manchester United Story

  None of us would be here if not for the journey, and none of us knows where the journey will lead us from here. As I look back at the time since Unprofessional Foul shut its doors, I see a roller coaster of emotions, changes left and right, new love and massive sadness. The […]

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The Good, The Bad, The WTF

Let’s not kid ourselves. We don’t really get to do these anymore. As such, I am dispensing with any notion that we might present a “good” or “bad” here and going straight to the WTF. That is what you want, right? Actually, I don’t care. Here we go. Welcome to Unprofessional Foul’s new venture, the […]



One For The Future, Chelsea?

Heard of Connor Clifford, Chelsea fans? No? Well maybe you will soon as he’s certainly one to watch for the future. The young Irish midfielder is 19 years old and sure has an eye for the spectacular…Like this cracke...
by Norfolk Ned


Go and vote

Your participation in the UF Power Poll is requested. Just go to the UF Facebook page and put your Top 10 in the correct discussion board topic. Voting will close at 2000 GMT (3PM EST; 12 Noon PDT) Thanks!
by Unprofessional Foul


Your Regular Donovan Update

I know, it’s starting to get a bit grating, but Landon deserves credit for doing this smartly.
by The Stretford End


Wrong Red for Some

Schweini’s Secret Meeting Silliness

Rumoring can be humorous. It can also be bumbling and humbling. Ah, the holiday season—where Dr Seuss-style rhyming and the football transfer season can be assimilated to poke fun at others during this silly time of the yea...
by Outside Mid

Top of the world -- a lonely place.

The Long, Painful Divorce Begins

In the end, it was doomed to be like this, wasn’t it? There’s no such thing as a perfect marriage, despite what Dr. Phil tries to tell you. After all, his first marriage was annulled and he was called a domineering...
by The Stretford End


Ligue 1 Weekend Review

Although the most anticipated match-up of the weekend was the Lyon v. Marseille tilt, it is Bordeaux who get the best result, picking up an important 3 points to move into 3rd place in Ligue 1. Overall, the weekend featured qui...
by The NY Kid