Unprofessional Foul



We wrote a lot of words, some of them alright

Posted December 23, 2015 by James T

Unprofessional Foul has been a beautiful thing in my life for a long time. I have a lot of friends as a result of our communal comment-sectioning in David Hirshey’s columns on Deadspin — and then the ‘stache ended up being one of the groomsmen in my wedding some years later. UFers have an almost […]

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Notes From The Not-Very-Underground-At-All

Posted January 9, 2012 by James T

So, I’m sure by now you’re all figuring out what our string of misty-eyed retrospectives/adventures in oversharing are all about. That’s right; as of, um, right about now, Unprofessional Foul is dead. Ceased to be. Bereft of life. Shuffled its mortal coil, etc etc etc DEATH SYNONYMS LIFTED FROM A MONTY PYTHON SKETCH. We killed […]

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Ian Ayre Deserves A Kick In The Pants

Posted October 12, 2011 by James T

Obvious full disclosure of something obvious: I’ve been a Liverpool fan since birth. Well, since I was sentient enough to sit up straight and gaze in wonder at Dalglish, Barnes, Molby and Steve “Mental” McMahon bombing around Anfield. The love affair never waned, even when Tom Hicks & George Gillett were doing their best impression […]

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Author's Note: Not me, and not my choice of bike for Sunday.

Not Long Now…

Posted August 16, 2011 by James T

I know I’ve been absent from the blog for a while, but I have decent reasons. For example, this Livestrong Challenge 100-mile Bike Race of Madness (seriously, check out those elevation maps for the 100-miler!) that I’ll be participating in on Sunday. I also know a lot of you have donated, and I wanted to […]

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The Twelve Days of Football.

Posted August 12, 2011 by James T

On the twelfth day of football, the EPL gave to me: 12 Hodgson face-rubs… 11 Torres misses… 10 LFC midfielders… 9 refs are wankers… 8 conspiracy theories… 7 expensive signings… 6 Fergie Time minutes… 5-4-1! 4 Nani flops… 3 injured Gunners… 2 yellow cards… and a Howard Webb egregious penalty.   Cialis Generic is possible […]

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