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SENSATIONAL FORM! The country should be proud.
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Emile Heskey is: The Powerhouse

Posted October 20, 2011 by Mountain Wag

“We get by with a little help from our friends.” And we do other things with a little help from our friends too — namely finding this gem of a video. Thanks to Lennon’s Eyebrow for passing it along. With Zizzou cast to narrate the ‘talents’ of Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey, we are walked through [...]

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Barely Carling
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Tuesday Bootroom: Carlingus

Posted September 20, 2011 by Mountain Wag

It’s Tuesday, you’re at work, and football is on! Oh, the rapture! Although “Carlingus” is not as sexy as it sounds, we hope to see a sexy Carling Cup cracker today (or, more-likely, a one legged cat propelling itself while sitting on a roller skate). Either one should bring a bit of entertainment as the [...]

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Or Does Maks Hope?
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Any Hope for Hope?

Posted September 20, 2011 by Mountain Wag

Because she’s a USWNT player, we are contractually obligated, to you, to cover Hope Solo’s debut on Dancing With the Stars last night. (Thanks an pantsful). Her look was a little ‘Pretty Pretty Princess meets Personal Trainer Barbie’, but we’re happy to announce she was looking more feminine than usual. I imagine the costumer thought [...]

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Saturday Bootroom: Ulcer Awakenings

Posted September 17, 2011 by Mountain Wag

I agreed to set up this Fall bootroom because I was lead to believe we would FINALLY be discussing fall boots (which is one of my favorite topics). Sadly, it’s now clear that The Fans Attic took advantage of the coincidental “Bootroom” name after I’d been drinking. For shame! Moving into the 5th week of [...]

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Photo of the Day: Transfer special

Posted September 1, 2011 by Mountain Wag

Out with the old. In with the new. The winds of change were blowing through the Emirates yesterday and Arsenal finalized the signing of their 6 ft 6″ German center back. Finally, someone the whole team can look up to. /ba dump, ching! Kudos to @ArsenalMedTeam on the photo.

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