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It Has Risen

Posted December 23, 2015 by The Fan's Attic

[Tap, tap, tap] Hello? Is this thing on? Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? Welcome everyone to the UnprofessionalFoul.com Resurrection Party… otherwise known as UF’s eighth birthday extravaganza. It has also been almost four years since UF went dark. Our erstwhile leader, James T, pronounced the time of death in this post, but […]

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QUARTERFINALS DAY 2: Brokeback Hangover

Posted July 5, 2014 by The Fan's Attic

Welp, Neymar and James Rodriguez are now both out of the World Cup significantly dimming the superstar wattage.  Fortunately, Lionel Messi is still gadflying about today against the Waffle-Bastards Belgium in the early match.  The late match features the Netherlands and CONCACAF surprise Costa Rice.  No supernovas in that match but the Dutch do have Robin […]

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QUARTERFINALS DAY 1 BOOTROOM: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OOSAH!

Posted July 4, 2014 by The Fan's Attic

Twenty years ago today I was 15 years old and in Palo Alto, California watching that rat bastard Leonardo take out Tab Ramos with a vicious elbow.  It was also the day the legend of OOSAH! was born.  Straight from the mouth of a sweaty, overweight, middle-aged, sunburned Scandinavian gentleman seated right behind my father and […]

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DAY 15 BOOTROOM: Group H – Who Will USA Play Next?

Posted June 26, 2014 by The Fan's Attic

Honestly, I don’t really care too much about this afternoon’s matches.  Not because I don’t really care, I’m just emotionally exhausted from this morning’s USA-GER match.  USA is through to the knockout stages.  That’s all that matters for me.  The opponent will be whoever it will be the winner of Group H…Belgium, Algeria…doesn’t really matter.  The […]

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DAY 4 BOOTROOM: Happy Father’s Day Edition

Posted June 15, 2014 by The Fan's Attic

First off, happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there.  This will be my third Father’s Day as an actual father but the first that I get to actually spend with my boy at home.  The first one was spent in the NICU since my son was born nine weeks early and just two weeks […]

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