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Neil Ashton's a nice guy, decent reporter. But this is just stupid. Precious Roy

Of Course He FJM’d Something

So this was super low-hanging fruit. So much so that I really considered not doing it. Instead I was going to FJM the comments on the same piece, because that’s even lower-hanging fruit. But this piece from October sent the Soccerlytics world into a shit fit, which is about the easiest thing in the world […]

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We wrote a lot of words, some of them alright

Unprofessional Foul has been a beautiful thing in my life for a long time. I have a lot of friends as a result of our communal comment-sectioning in David Hirshey’s columns on Deadspin — and then the ‘stache ended up being one of the groomsmen in my wedding some years later. UFers have an almost […]

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L’Affaire Valbuena

Although the story broke a while ago, everyone is still talking about “L’Affaire Valbuena.” Need to catch up? Confused from the start? Simply here for the titillation? Let’s run through things so we’re all on the same page. Back in June 2015 as Les Bleus were preparing for friendlies against Belgium and Albania, rumors began […]

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Divorce, Anger, Sadness: The Manchester United Story

  None of us would be here if not for the journey, and none of us knows where the journey will lead us from here. As I look back at the time since Unprofessional Foul shut its doors, I see a roller coaster of emotions, changes left and right, new love and massive sadness. The […]

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The Good, The Bad, The WTF

Let’s not kid ourselves. We don’t really get to do these anymore. As such, I am dispensing with any notion that we might present a “good” or “bad” here and going straight to the WTF. That is what you want, right? Actually, I don’t care. Here we go. Welcome to Unprofessional Foul’s new venture, the […]



UF Quick Throw: Keane to Ipswich

Roy Keane will indeed take over at Ipswich. The former United player took Sunderland from the bottom of the Championship to the Prem in one season. Kept him there the next, then quit halfway through this season. Ipswich are pro...
by Unprofessional Foul

Book 'Em, Danno

So This is Kind of Fun

There is apparently a never-ending discussion going on over at the Guardian (scroll down to the bottom of the page). Aggrieved United fans are still convinced (and still arguing) that not only were they the victims of some shoc...
by Precious Roy


Decisions, Decisions.

As Norwich City head into their game with Barnsley manager-less tomorrow, the board are collecting resumes and arranging interviews. Since Glenn Roeder was canned on Wednesday, that interweb thingy has been rife with speculatio...
by Unprofessional Foul



Monday Backpasses: Another call for Norwichomon

As American fans, we should be buying Barry Ferguson drinks [NYT Goal]Ever want to see a Duck’s package? [The Spoiler]Stevie G has enough green space at Anfield. He doesn’t need any at home [Dirty Tackle]Joey Barton...
by Jacob


I Smell A Sit-Com Premise

View Larger Map “Hey Tom, want to come over for dinner?” “Sure George. We can reminisce about the time I made you millions when I bought your baseball team at a premium after you raked taxpayers to build you a...
by Precious Roy

Neymar: Dunga isn't a fan.

Neymar Is Not Funny

Dunga obviously isn’t a fan of comedy; The Brazilian coach arrived home on Saturday night  to find camera crews from a comedy TV show, aiming their lights at his house and waving banners supporting the inclusion of you...
by Norfolk Ned