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Neil Ashton's a nice guy, decent reporter. But this is just stupid. Precious Roy

Of Course He FJM’d Something

So this was super low-hanging fruit. So much so that I really considered not doing it. Instead I was going to FJM the comments on the same piece, because that’s even lower-hanging fruit. But this piece from October sent the Soccerlytics world into a shit fit, which is about the easiest thing in the world […]

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We wrote a lot of words, some of them alright

Unprofessional Foul has been a beautiful thing in my life for a long time. I have a lot of friends as a result of our communal comment-sectioning in David Hirshey’s columns on Deadspin — and then the ‘stache ended up being one of the groomsmen in my wedding some years later. UFers have an almost […]

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L’Affaire Valbuena

Although the story broke a while ago, everyone is still talking about “L’Affaire Valbuena.” Need to catch up? Confused from the start? Simply here for the titillation? Let’s run through things so we’re all on the same page. Back in June 2015 as Les Bleus were preparing for friendlies against Belgium and Albania, rumors began […]

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Divorce, Anger, Sadness: The Manchester United Story

  None of us would be here if not for the journey, and none of us knows where the journey will lead us from here. As I look back at the time since Unprofessional Foul shut its doors, I see a roller coaster of emotions, changes left and right, new love and massive sadness. The […]

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The Good, The Bad, The WTF

Let’s not kid ourselves. We don’t really get to do these anymore. As such, I am dispensing with any notion that we might present a “good” or “bad” here and going straight to the WTF. That is what you want, right? Actually, I don’t care. Here we go. Welcome to Unprofessional Foul’s new venture, the […]



World Cup Day The Second – Mexico v. Cameroon

I hate Mexico. Hate is a strong word, I know. But it’s not strong enough. Let me clarify, I don’t hate the country or the people. Just El Tri. Well I hate the people that play for El Tri. Rafa Marquez? I bet he goes...
by Precious Roy

It's eat or be eaten!

2014 World Cup Opening Match Liveblog

It’s the World Cup! It’s Brazil! It’s Croatia! It’s UF! It’s a Liveblog! IT’S THE WORLD CUP!
by Orr


The World Cup Schedule

Like was stated yesterday, we’re back open temporarily for the World Cup. No promises of constant content. Just some stuff. There will either be a BootRoom (which we gladly loaned to ESPN FC, as long as we get the sell-on...
by The Stretford End


World Cup of Bewbz

Hello? Is this thing on?

Isn’t there something called the World Cup starting this week? In that case, let’s do some liveblogs and Bootrooms (PATENT PENDING). Sound good? Good. No promises. Also, no promises who will be here. Cool? Cool. See...
by The Stretford End


Notes From The Not-Very-Underground-At-All

So, I’m sure by now you’re all figuring out what our string of misty-eyed retrospectives/adventures in oversharing are all about. That’s right; as of, um, right about now, Unprofessional Foul is dead. Ceased t...
by James T

We need another shirt!

The Best XI Things About Unprofessional Foul

Today was missing a list and any special day here at UF is not complete without a list.  So, don’t forget that The Fan’s Attic is giving you a list when you go to rate us at the end of the day.  (No idea if there ...
by The Fan's Attic